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[alt_theodore]

It wasn't brown after all.

Mrs Lestrange, did we do something wrong or was it some sort of mudblood trick? It was red just like all the other blood I've seen.

I suppose it makes sense. Even an animal's blood is red.

But I really thought it would be brown.

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[alt_theodore]

I didn't do anything! She did it to herself.

[alt_neville]

What, Hermione? Wait a minute, you and Marvolo and Malfoy were talking about--you got Hermione to hurt herself?

Why?

[alt_neville]

To--to see what color her blood is???

[alt_neville]

That's absolutely sick!

[alt_theodore]

Why? It didn't look like it hurt her. I bet they don't even have feelings.

[alt_harry]

Well, it was only a little bit. Just a drop. And we paid her, anyway.

[alt_ron]

You were in on this?

Are you bloody mental???

[alt_harry]

What's mental about it? I wanted to know too, I hadn't ever seen a mudblood bleed. And Auntie Bella did say that it was brown.

[alt_neville]

Guess you really did end up in the right house after all.

[alt_ron]

Took the words right out of my mouth, Neville.

[alt_ron]

That's seriously sick, Marvolo. Beyond twisted.

[alt_harry]

Really? I'd prick my finger for a couple of chocs, I don't know what's sick about that. And I'm not even a Mudblood.

[alt_ron]

And what you do to your own finger is your business, but going after her?

What, you'd come after me if your twisted Auntie told you that redheads bleed purple?!

[alt_harry]

No, I'd ask you nicely and try to bribe you with chocolate to let me see, obviously.

[alt_ron]

You need to rethink a few things, I reckon.