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[alt_theodore]

Why do our dormitories have to be in the dungeon? I'm not very good at damp repelling charms. Although I suppose things could be a lot worse. I could be somewhere else. Or not anywhere at all even.


Did anyone bring any animals with them to school?

Comments

[alt_draco]

How could a dormitory not be anywhere at all? You don't make sense.

There's a mudblood with fleas if you want an animal. Wait, why do you want an animal?

[alt_theodore]

I said I could be not anywhere at all. The dormitory will always be here I guess.

I don't want one, I was just curious.

[alt_draco]

Well I don't see how unless you were dead or something.

Fancied another black canary, did you?

[alt_theodore]

Yes that's what I meant.

It doesn't have to be a canary.

[alt_draco]

My Mother's still furious about that. I'm not to associate with you.

[alt_theodore]

I just wanted to see how it worked!

[alt_draco]

There's books and things for that. Plus it wasn't yours. Buy your own canary next time.

[alt_theodore]

Books aren't as good.

[alt_draco]

Well, you'd know.

What you don't know is how much a black canary costs. They're very rare also. Mother said your Father paid her but its the principle of the matter.

You haven't touched my things, have you?

[alt_theodore]

It's not my fault your birthday party was boring. If it had been more entertaining then I might not have tried to amuse myself.

And no, I haven't. Should I?

[alt_draco]

Oh, well, I'll try to remember the bloody-canary party games next time.

If you touch my things I might go at you as you did Mother's canary, that's all.

[alt_theodore]

Anything would have been an improvement over "watch Draco open sixteen thousand presents".

If you do, take pictures okay?

[alt_draco]

I did deserve them.

Just don't touch my things and we'll get on well enough.

[alt_theodore]

I never said you didn't deserve them, I said it was boring having to watch you open them. Especially because you got a lot of the same thing, just in different colours.

Okay.