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[alt_theodore]

It wasn't brown after all.

Mrs Lestrange, did we do something wrong or was it some sort of mudblood trick? It was red just like all the other blood I've seen.

I suppose it makes sense. Even an animal's blood is red.

But I really thought it would be brown.

Comments

[alt_theodore]

Maybe we have to do it ourselves and it doesn't work if they do it?

[alt_draco]

There's no way I'm getting close enough to do it myself. All this time spent thinking about mudblood blood is beginning to make me feel ill. My mind was meant for contemplation of higher things, I'm certain.

[alt_theodore]

I've always wondered if toads can fly...

[alt_draco]

About as well as Gryffindors, no doubt.